Me: *sees a 7 page text message coming in from a friend*
Message Reads: ”Im sitting in a tub of warm water with my toes against the cold bottle of body wash .. Wishing that zebra stripes were asymmetrical and finding nemo under the dripping bath cloth I used to wipe the bottoms of my feet! Hush!!There are cold Cheerios for dinner awaiting a sudden movement of thrust with lust I dream about that old rugged spoon that I’ll use to eat upon such flour caloric disaster but I’m a girl and I’d eat just half just to have a moment of fulfillment then I’ll go after the dog to feed it and lay with it on my shoe til he decides to fart a tune of a vintage tuba and ill slay the earthling whosoever it shall BE 4thinking that breeding a precious dog for a little cash to get some a&$ was ok!;( this I kno is bad.! I’m sick of the roaring and the tides of Alabama and elephant roars in my sleep it’s deeper than u think if u think wen u think it’s probably absolutely nothing.Breathe slower I’m suffocating in thots of matters in the world ur the reason y….Thank u . C. F. There ya go B”
Message Reads: ”Im sitting in a tub of warm water with my toes against the cold bottle of body wash .. Wishing that zebra stripes were asymmetrical and finding nemo under the dripping bath cloth I used to wipe the bottoms of my feet! Hush!!There are cold Cheerios for dinner awaiting a sudden movement of thrust with lust I dream about that old rugged spoon that I’ll use to eat upon such flour caloric disaster but I’m a girl and I’d eat just half just to have a moment of fulfillment then I’ll go after the dog to feed it and lay with it on my shoe til he decides to fart a tune of a vintage tuba and ill slay the earthling whosoever it shall BE 4thinking that breeding a precious dog for a little cash to get some a&$ was ok!;( this I kno is bad.! I’m sick of the roaring and the tides of Alabama and elephant roars in my sleep it’s deeper than u think if u think wen u think it’s probably absolutely nothing.Breathe slower I’m suffocating in thots of matters in the world ur the reason y….Thank u . C. F. There ya go B”
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